Friday, May 4, 2018

Beam Me Up, Chewie

​Welcome to What We Learned This Week, a digest of the most curiously important facts from the past few days. This week: A kid who nearly faked his way through high school, yet another person nearly crushed by the American healthcare system and the expanded dad rock canon.
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THE BAD OLD DAYS
WHAT WE LEARNED THIS WEEK
You Can Fake Your Way Back Into High School, And Other Facts
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​Welcome to What We Learned This Week, a digest of the most curiously important facts from the past few days. This week: A kid who nearly faked his way through high school, yet another person nearly crushed by the American healthcare system and the expanded dad rock canon.
NOBODY'S 'PERFECT'
Jamie Lee Curtis, On The Eve Of A Flop, Searches For Her True Self
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"Shrug it off when you hear the rumor you're a dyke. Go to a 'hetero party.' Wear a 50s dress. Slow dance. Let the guys light your cigarettes."
STREET SMARTS!!!
The Most Ridiculous Guy From John Mulaney's Latest Stand-Up Special Is 100% Real And 100% Weird
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Meet Detective J.J. Bittenbinder. He's the subject of an extended bit in Mulaney's new Netflix special and after listening to him for five minutes, you're going to be scared of pretty much every human interaction.
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THE FORCE IS SICK AS FUCK WITH THIS ONE
WATCH: VR Doesn't Get Cooler Than This 'Guitar Hero'-Like Game Played With Light Sabers
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"Beat Saber" is a virtual reality rhythm game where your controllers act as light sabers used to slice through oncoming beats. This dude took it a step further and taped his controllers together for some Darth Maul rhythm action.
MAY THE FOURTH... YOU KNOW
The Best Way To Watch All Of 'Star Wars'
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The Star Wars canon just got bigger. So, what's the best way to go through all the canonical movies, TV shows and comic books? Let us do you a fan service by giving you our recommendation.
A CAPE FOR EVERY OCCASION
WATCH: Take A Tour Of The Millennium Falcon With Childish Gambino — Sorry, With Lando Calrissian
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Let Earn Marks — wait, dang it — okay, let Donald Glover show you around the super-pristine Millennium Falcon that Lando will inevitably lose to Han in "Solo: A Star Wars Story."
UNFOODGETTABLE
THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES
Forgetting The Madeleine
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A pastry chef reflects on taste, memory, and literature's most famous confection.
BATS ARE BUDDIES
To Find Clean Water, Follow The Bats
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Desert life depends on reliable access to water. Observing sensitive bat species could be a viable way to locate and monitor usable sources.
A PLATE OF WOKENESS
This, Apparently, Is The Most Ethical Meal In The World
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Just how easy is it to eat food that won't ruin the world?
VIDEO OF THE DAY
IT'S A SHARK EAT SHARK WORLD
Fisherman Starts To Reel In A Shark, Another Shark Comes Along And Massacres His Catch
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And then its disembodied head continues to wriggle on the line.
DIGG PICKS
4 Travel Bags To Upgrade Your Next Trip
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They're like getting bumped to Business Class when you only paid for Economy.
IN THE NEWS
Hawaii's Famed Kilauea Volcano Erupts, Spewing Lava And Forcing Evacuations
Amid Sex-Abuse Scandal, Swedish Academy Won't Award Nobel In Literature This Year
New York City Just Announced It Will Open Safe Injection Sites For Illegal Drug Users
Twitter Urges All 330 Million Users To Change Passwords After Bug Exposes Them
Scott Pruitt's Press Team Allegedly Tried To Shop Negative Stories On Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke
Do. Or do not. It's Friday, so it's a little late to just try.

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Graphic Design Is Our Passion

Ashes to ashes, jokes to jokes.
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KILL YOUR DARLINGS
NO RESURRECTIONS THIS TIME
How To Make Your Own Version Of That Sad 'Avengers' Dust Meme
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Ashes to ashes, jokes to jokes.
CUT TO THE FEELING
Why Are The Scissors So Big?
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The evolution of the ribbon-cutting ceremony, as seen through the sharp blades of a huge pair of ceremonial scissors. Did a bridge just open nearby?
WHY EVERY CITY LOOKS THE SAME
The Brand Builder
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Bjarke Ingels's blandly ubiquitous urbanism has made him a global tastemaker.
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It's A Bissell Vacuum For Your Dog
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Started as a crowdfunding project, Bissell's portable grooming system makes bathing your dog as easy as vacuuming your dog. Which doesn't sound that easy, but trust us, it is.
HUMAN AFTER ALL?
CHECK BACK HERE IN SIX MONTHS
Check Out This Incredible Portrait Made Entirely With HTML And CSS Before It Inevitably Breaks
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It's been awhile since the last pure Cool Internet Thing. But this week, Andy Baio managed to surface the brilliant work of UI engineer Diana Smith, who has created three incredible works of art with nothing but lines of code.
PERSON-AI-LITIES
How To Write Personalities For The AI Around Us
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The truth is that whether creators intentionally design one or not, the AI has one — even if that personality is not having much of a personality.
WE KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF OURSELVES
Bots Aren't The Enemy In The Information War — We Are
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Bots don't care what they share, but our very humanness — craving that which shocks and disgusts the most — may be our undoing online.
VIDEO OF THE DAY
EXPLOSIVE FLAVOR
Guy Learns The Hard Way That There's A Reason People Don't Open Wine Bottles With Blow Torches
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Seriously, what did this man think was going to happen here?
WITH WOOT! | SPONSORED
How Woot! Is Keeping It Weird
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Forget saving the world or changing your life — Woot! just wants to sell you some stuff and have fun doing it. Turns out, the weirdest thing a site can do is be honest.
IN THE NEWS
Giuliani Says Trump Repaid Cohen For Stormy Daniels Hush Money
Another Southwest Flight Flight Had To Make An Unplanned Landing Because Of A Broken Window
White Supremacist Is Guilty In Charlottesville Parking Garage Beating Of Black Man
Cambridge Analytica Just Shut Down All Its US Offices
Facebook Fires Engineer Accused Of Using Access To Stalk Women
Today is Thursday. The week is almost dusted.

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Thinking Of Buying A Home? See What You Can Afford

This startup wants to fix our broken mortgage system.
 
 
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Better Mortgage takes the headache out of knowing how much home you can actually afford.

 
 
 
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Buying a home may seem about as feasible as Tiger winning another PGA tour. But what if that wasn't the case? Maybe you have student loans. Maybe you don't have a 20% down payment ready to go. Maybe none of that actually matters.

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